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Friday, December 30, 2011
Mr. Self Destruct and Missing the Point
Football stats are shit. They always have been, they always will be. I am a software engineer who works in the simulation industry, so that is where I am coming from. Here is the problem with football stats, they can only tell you, marginally at best, what has already happened, which is useless because if you watch the game and look at what happened on each individual play, you would know better about what happened in a game then you would by running and looking at any stat, basic, advanced, cheese wiz, any stat at best lets you get a general feel for what happened numerically.
Hey, hate to break it to you stat people, unless your stats start to become predictive in nature, then it is just an exercise in number jerking. You are essentially saying "look at how well Excell can add, subtract, multiply and divide". Ooooooooo, how fancy for you. Big fucking deal. Unless stats are helping you create a model that helps you predict what a team will do, or be able to do, then you might as well go back to typing 80085 into your calculators, because all you have done is miss the fucking point. Football is a complicated system filled with an enormous number of variables per play per position that trying to generalize any of that into a very small set of numbers(even advanced stats fail to cover the full breadth and scope of any one single thing that it tries to interpret. Sorry, if you want to know what is going on, you have to watch the game, multiple times. If you use stats to make your arguments, then you are no better then any moron on ESPN or NFLN who simply looks at the box score and makes idiotic statements that are not based in reality.
And doing that is hard, very very hard *and that is indeed what she said*. I have only begun to gain any competency in it as a skill, but it is the only way to know what is going on and have that deeper understanding. People who are great at it tend to be compensated very well for it. Every week I try to watch the previous 2-3 games of the Broncos opponents, as well as the Broncos themselves from the previous week, along with all of the press conferences by the Broncos coaches. I am willing to put in the time and effort so I can speak intelligently about what is going on. I do not look at box scores, I do not look at game summaries, I look at what happened. Not perfect, but I make the effort.
By focusing on the small, individual stats, you miss the greater picture. To quote Bruce Lee: "Don't think, FEEL. Its like a finger pointing to the moon. If you concentrate on the finger you will miss all that heavenly glory." There is flow to every single motion that occurs by every player on the field on each play, and what one does has a direct impact on what happens with other players. So....how does 15/25 account for any of that? It doesn't.
I am just so sick and tired of stats people using stats to inflate their ego's and sense of intelligence. How can you even have a conversation with someone who is so steadfast that their stats tell a deeper picture that they miss what happens on the field.
I will use a Tim Tebow example. Against the Patriots, on his fumble, Ryan Clady didn't block anybody, the running back didn't block anybody, and Tebow was unable to get it out quick enough to avoid the bad play. So where are the stats that tell that whole sequence of events? None, all you get are "Tebow fumbled the ball". Nevermind Ryan "Holding" Clady's inability to do ANYTHING on that play, or the running back's failure to do ANYTHING in protection, yup lets look at the end result of the play and clap our flipper hands and spout idiotic drivel.
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Myopia
A WR corp that
* Doesn't get separation
* Has far too many drops
* Doesn't run routes at the right depth to get 1st Downs (I am looking at you Eddie)
* Doesn't stretch the field
The running game would also be greatly affected because
* The numerical advantage it currently enjoys would disappear without a running threat QB
* The Defense would only have to key on and rush on runner in the game.
* The running lanes that McGahee is currently enjoying would be much smaller
The O-Line's deficiencies would also be further exposed because
* The ability to gameplan for a traditional offense means they are able to play instinct football.
* LB's no longer have to spy/be assigned to a particular player because there is no dual threat.
The league average Quarterback would also have more sacks per game and more interceptions per game.
The offense as an entire unit needs to improve. Saying that a "league average quarterback" would do league average work with the current talent on offense is short sighted and myopic.
And lets look at the "more points offense" that Denver ran with the "below average quarterback"
Week 1: Denver vs Oakland: 24 - 20 L
272 Net Yards Passing 1 Passing TD, 1 Int
38 Net Yards Rushing 0 TD's
4 fumbles, 2 lost
Third Down Efficiency 6/13 - 46%
ST: Punt return for a touchdown.
Offense total points scored: 13
Week 2: Bengles vs Broncos 24 - 22 W
187 Net yards passing 2 Passing TD's 0 Ints
131 Net Rushing Yards, 1 TD
2 Fumbles, 2 Lost
Third Down Efficiency 5/12 - 41%
Offense total points scored: 24
Week 3: Broncos vs Titans 14 - 17 L
Net Yards Passing 172 2 Passing TD's, 2 Ints
Net Yards Rushing 59 0 TD's
0 Fumbles
Third Down Efficiency 8/15 - 53%
Offense total points scored: 14
Week 4 Broncos vs Packers 49 - 23 L
Net Yards Passing 265, 3 TDs, 3 Ints
Net Yards Rushing 119 0 TD's
1 Fumble, 1 Lost
Third Down Efficiency 4/11 - 36%
Offense total points scored: 23
Third Down Efficiency 4/11 - 36%
So, by MY count, the Broncos were scoring: 13, 24, 14, 23 for an average of: 18.5 points per game! OOoooooo what an offensive juggernaut Tebow crashed and burned.
But I know I know, I don't read too good because of my residency in a zombie village.
*hangs self from sheer myopia*
--Your gonna carry that weight
Saturday, November 19, 2011
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. | Name | G | Att | Comp | Pct | Att/G | Yds | Avg | Yds/G | TD | TD% | Int | Int% | Rushing Yards | Average | Rushing TD's | Fumbles | Sck | Rate | Total Yards | Total Scores | Total Giveaways |
. | Alex Smith | 9 | 165 | 84 | 50.9 | 18.3 | 875 | 5.3 | 97.2 | 1 | 0.6 | 11 | 6.7 | 103 | 3.3 | 0 | 2 | 29 | 40.8 | 978 | 1 | 13 |
. | Alex Smith | 16 | 442 | 257 | 58.1 | 27.6 | 2890 | 6.5 | 180.6 | 16 | 3.6 | 16 | 3.6 | 147 | 2.8 | 2 | 4 | 35 | 74.8 | 3037 | 18 | 20 |
. | Alex Smith | 7 | 193 | 94 | 48.7 | 27.6 | 914 | 4.7 | 130.6 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 2.1 | 89 | 1.9 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 57.2 | 1003 | 2 | 4 |
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. | Vince Young | 5 | 357 | 184 | 51.5 | 23.8 | 2199 | 6.2 | 146.6 | 12 | 3.4 | 13 | 3.6 | 552 | 6.7 | 7 | 6 | 25 | 66.7 | 2751 | 19 | 19 |
. | Vince Young | 15 | 382 | 238 | 62.3 | 25.5 | 2546 | 6.7 | 169.7 | 9 | 2.4 | 17 | 4.5 | 395 | 4.2 | 3 | 5 | 25 | 71.1 | 2941 | 12 | 22 |
. | Vince Young | 3 | 36 | 22 | 61.1 | 12 | 219 | 6.1 | 73 | 1 | 2.8 | 2 | 5.6 | 27 | 3.4 | 0 | 3 | 64.5 | 246 | 1 | 2 | |
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. | Matt Leinart | 12 | 377 | 214 | 56.8 | 31.4 | 2547 | 6.8 | 212.2 | 11 | 2.9 | 12 | 3.2 | 49 | 1.8 | 2 | 4 | 21 | 74 | 2596 | 13 | 16 |
. | Matt Leinart | 5 | 112 | 60 | 53.6 | 22.4 | 647 | 5.8 | 129.4 | 2 | 1.8 | 4 | 3.6 | 42 | 2.2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 61.9 | 689 | 2 | 4 |
. | Matt Leinart | 4 | 29 | 15 | 51.7 | 7.2 | 264 | 9.1 | 66 | 1 | 3.4 | 1 | 3.4 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 80.2 | 269 | 1 | 1 |
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. | Matt Ryan | 16 | 434 | 265 | 61.1 | 27.1 | 3440 | 7.9 | 215 | 16 | 3.7 | 11 | 2.5 | 104 | 3.4 | 1 | 4 | 17 | 87.7 | 3544 | 17 | 15 |
. | Matt Ryan | 14 | 451 | 263 | 58.3 | 32.2 | 2916 | 6.5 | 208.3 | 22 | 4.9 | 14 | 3.1 | 49 | 2.1 | 1 | 0 | 19 | 80.9 | 2965 | 23 | 14 |
. | Matt Ryan | 16 | 571 | 357 | 62.5 | 35.7 | 3705 | 6.5 | 231.6 | 28 | 4.9 | 9 | 1.6 | 122 | 2.9 | 0 | 1 | 23 | 91 | 3827 | 28 | 10 |
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. | Joe Flacco | 16 | 428 | 257 | 60 | 26.8 | 2971 | 6.9 | 185.7 | 14 | 3.3 | 12 | 2.8 | 180 | 3.5 | 2 | 5 | 32 | 80.3 | 3151 | 16 | 17 |
. | Joe Flacco | 16 | 499 | 315 | 63.1 | 31.2 | 3613 | 7.2 | 225.8 | 21 | 4.2 | 12 | 2.4 | 56 | 1.6 | 0 | 2 | 36 | 88.9 | 3669 | 21 | 14 |
. | Joe Flacco | 16 | 489 | 306 | 62.6 | 30.6 | 3622 | 7.4 | 226.4 | 25 | 5.1 | 10 | 2 | 84 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 40 | 93.6 | 3706 | 26 | 12 |
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. | Matthew Stafford | 10 | 377 | 201 | 53.3 | 37.7 | 2267 | 6 | 226.7 | 13 | 3.4 | 20 | 5.3 | 108 | 5.4 | 2 | 0 | 24 | 61 | 2375 | 15 | 20 |
. | Matthew Stafford | 3 | 96 | 57 | 59.4 | 32 | 535 | 5.6 | 178.3 | 6 | 6.3 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 2.8 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 91.3 | 546 | 7 | 2 |
. | Matthew Stafford | 9 | 362 | 216 | 59.7 | 40.2 | 2508 | 6.9 | 278.7 | 20 | 5.5 | 8 | 2.2 | 31 | 3.4 | 0 | 1 | 18 | 89.9 | 2539 | 20 | 9 |
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. | Mark Sanchez | 15 | 364 | 196 | 53.8 | 24.3 | 2444 | 6.7 | 162.9 | 12 | 3.3 | 20 | 5.5 | 106 | 2.9 | 3 | 2 | 26 | 63 | 2550 | 15 | 22 |
. | Mark Sanchez | 16 | 507 | 278 | 54.8 | 31.7 | 3291 | 6.5 | 205.7 | 17 | 3.4 | 13 | 2.6 | 105 | 3.5 | 3 | 4 | 27 | 75.3 | 3396 | 20 | 17 |
. | Mark Sanchez | 10 | 338 | 193 | 57.1 | 33.8 | 2333 | 6.9 | 233.3 | 14 | 4.1 | 10 | 3 | 75 | 3.3 | 3 | 4 | 25 | 79.9 | 2408 | 17 | 14 |
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. | Josh Freeman | 10 | 290 | 158 | 54.5 | 29 | 1855 | 6.4 | 185.5 | 10 | 3.4 | 18 | 6.2 | 161 | 5.4 | 0 | 4 | 20 | 59.8 | 2016 | 10 | 22 |
. | Josh Freeman | 16 | 474 | 291 | 61.4 | 29.6 | 3451 | 7.3 | 215.7 | 25 | 5.3 | 6 | 1.3 | 364 | 5.4 | 0 | 2 | 28 | 95.9 | 3815 | 25 | 8 |
. | Josh Freeman | 9 | 340 | 208 | 61.2 | 37.8 | 2174 | 6.4 | 241.6 | 9 | 2.6 | 13 | 3.8 | 142 | 4.2 | 2 | 0 | 14 | 72.6 | 2316 | 11 | 13 |
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. | Sam Bradford | 16 | 590 | 354 | 60 | 36.9 | 3512 | 6 | 219.5 | 18 | 3.1 | 15 | 2.5 | 63 | 2.3 | 1 | 1 | 34 | 76.5 | 3575 | 19 | 16 |
. | Sam Bradford | 7 | 257 | 142 | 55.3 | 36.7 | 1587 | 6.2 | 226.7 | 4 | 1.6 | 4 | 1.6 | 27 | 1.9 | 0 | 26 | 72.6 | 1614 | 4 | 4 | |
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. | Tim Tebow | 9 | 82 | 41 | 50 | 9.1 | 654 | 8 | 72.7 | 5 | 6.1 | 3 | 3.7 | 227 | 5.3 | 6 | 1 | 6 | 82.1 | 881 | 11 | 4 |
. | Tim Tebow | 8 | 125 | 56 | 44.8 | 15.6 | 709 | 5.7 | 88.6 | 7 | 5.6 | 1 | 0.8 | 388 | 6.9 | 3 | 2 | 15 | 78.4 | 1097 | 10 | 3 |
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. | Cam Newton | 9 | 327 | 197 | 60.2 | 36.3 | 2605 | 8 | 289.4 | 11 | 3.4 | 10 | 3.1 | 374 | 5.3 | 7 | 2 | 22 | 84 | 2979 | 18 | 12 |
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. | Blaine Gabbert | 8 | 194 | 93 | 47.9 | 24.2 | 1025 | 5.3 | 128.1 | 6 | 3.1 | 5 | 2.6 | 65 | 2.2 | 0 | 6 | 21 | 63.6 | 1090 | 6 | 11 |
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. | Christian Ponder | 4 | 111 | 56 | 50.5 | 27.8 | 744 | 6.7 | 186 | 3 | 2.7 | 3 | 2.7 | 60 | 5.5 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 69.8 | 804 | 3 | 4 |
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. | Andy Dalton | 9 | 287 | 173 | 60.3 | 31.9 | 1866 | 6.5 | 207.3 | 14 | 4.9 | 9 | 3.1 | 26 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 82.6 | 1892 | 15 | 9 |
Friday, November 18, 2011
The Egg and I: History Of Recent 1st Round QB's, By the Numbers
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
The Grand Unification Theory of Tebow
So, this is more or less what I posted at IAOFM today, and is being saved here for all of history because...well I liked it....I personally don't see much humor in X > Y (in this case, X > Tebow), but alas I went this route....
For this math to work you have to assume either
a) The value of Tebow will remain a constant
b) The value of Tebow will never cross a certain threshold.
I mean you could also look at it that the value of Tebow is like some universal constant, like the Speed of Light or the ratio of Unicorns to Leprechauns, but that is a dangerous assumption. I mean if someone were to develop the General Theory of Tebow it is entirely possible that it will run into even more problems then String Theory.
And what if the value of Tebow isn’t a universal constant? How does the value of Tebow react when viewed at the quantum level?
Does the act of observing a Tebow affect the outcome? Can two Tebows interact and affect each other across great distances without ever interacting?
And even more fundamental….what is a unit of Tebow? What is its value?
What happens if you smash two Tebows together at near the speed of light? What are the constituent pieces of a Tebow?
Does a Tebow operate like a wave or an electron or both?
The big problem of determing the value of a Tebow is that first you need to be able to account for all factors that go into determining the composition of a Tebow. The other problem is the “gamer” quality that really makes pure scientific analysis hard(that’s what she said) because as it turns out, a unit of Tebow is not a universal constant, and it is indeed dependent on external influences that affect the results of your measurements.
As we all saw during TC this year, the value of a Tebow in practice != value of a Tebow in game. Hell, the value of a Tebow in game isn’t even a consistent variable!!! A 4th Quarter Tebow can be > 3rd Quarter Tebow, but that equation is not a constant either!
That is why I purpose the following plan of action, we invade one of our many parallel universes (Fringe style baby) and steal their Tebow. We then go to the LHC and accelerate the two separate Tebows to near the speed of light and see what their collisions produce. I mean, we need to get some very clear measurements on the composition of a Tebow before we can start making definitive statements about the value of a Tebow.
Then we run into the problem of determing the relation of the value of Tebow’s constituent elements in comparison to each other. I mean, how do you determine the value of intangibles vs Jockey Briefs? Sticking with the string theory analogy (as we are trying to do develop a Grand Unification Theory of Tebow), I hereby purpose that each individual element of a Tebow is in fact made up of tiny, vibrating Tebows, as such a Tebow is a collection of Tebows(or possibly a collection of Tebows could just be a 2D plane of Tebows….but that gets confusing….).
Once we isolate all of the individual elements of a Tebow, then we can start to determine their value in relation to the other elements of Tebow(somebody make a Periodic Table of the Tebows). Once we understand all of the interactions inherent in a Tebow action, then we can look at some of the other variables you mentioned.
Heck, the more I think about it, The Grand Unification Theory of Tebow is more ambitious then anything else this world has seen, because to determine the equations and values of things like media scuzz cycle, we need to quantifiable determine the value of a Peter King, and how he interacts!
I could be thinking crazy here, but perhaps all matter is made up of Tebows! If that were the case, we could then determine that the all of us are made of Tebow….oh my god….that means…
X > Tebow is a mathematical fallacy because if everything is made of Tebows, then Tebow > Tebow is a logical failure! The only thing that makes any logical sense is that X = Tebow! The only difference between all matter in the universe is the vibration of the faiths of the individual Tebows! Crap! what does the individual shape of a Tebow look like? How many additional dimensions does this new Theory require to make sense? How does it affect gravity?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
-- Jammin with Edward
Monday, October 10, 2011
Bad Dog No Biscuits: Kyle Orton gets his nose wacked with the newspaper
- Lets start with the big news of the game, the defense! I kid, but seriously, after watching the game I have some ideas that I just want to get out there and see how they stick.
- Joe Mays. I love the guy. Anybody who hits as hard as he does certaintly gets love from me and I want to find a way to utilize his skillset. The past two weeks however, he seemingly hasn't been doing as well as he had been against the run, and I think I figured out why. He has not, as of yet, exhibited range in the East/West range. Previously the D-Line was playing better, which allowed Mays to lock on and launch himself like a bowling ball. What I saw from yesterday's game was him trying to make a solo TFL without any help from the D-Line(meaning they weren't getting any push and Mays just came through the hole). Problem is that when this happened Ryan Matthews was able to juke or make a move, making Mays miss. I don't know if this is something that is correctable in his game (I will leave the smarter football minds to decide this)
- D.J. Williams....can you do anything right? Can you take a good angle to get a TFL? Nope. Can you cover? Nope. I guess you can make a ton of money and make lots of tackles after the play has gained waaay too many yards. At least Wesley Woodyard could make things happen.
- Secondary. Its about what you would expect with that many young players. They are going to make mistakes, misdiagnose the play (see long TD to Floyd at the end of the 2nd half). Goodman apparently can't cover or tackle well, Vaughn is showing why he was a UDFA, Carter and Moore made plenty of rookie mistakes, all of that added up to missed opportunities. Not to say I don't have confidence in these players growing, but this is the kind of growing pains to be expected. Vaughn did have that awesome Pick 6, but opposing QB's are always going to target him and Goodman. CB must be a point of emphasis in the draft, along with DT.
- So...anyone figured out what is up with Doom? My first guess would be that he isn't fully healthy yet. Hopefully that is what is happening with him. With the number of additional defenders being thrown Von's way, there should have been more opportunities for Doom to make a bigger impact. Hopefully after the bye he will prove why he is getting that big paycheck.
- One thing that Brian Griese mentioned during the game and it kept showing up was the way to beat the edge rushers for the Broncos. Take a deep drop and then step up into the pocket and most of the time that pushed the rushers to the other side, removing the threat. This is a problem due to the lack of penetration by the DT and NT. Maybe blitz somebody up the middle on a delayed blitz?
- In the end, I think the defense acquitted it self fairly well given how much time they were on the field.
- Offense...well what is there to say about the offense....well a lot actually!
- The wide receivers....what the hell happened? Nobody was catching anything, nobody was getting open or getting any separation, I just don't know what happened. Well, I have some theories, so lets see what sticks to the wall.
- The first is something I am going to blame on the play calling. Why the hell are the receivers going to the sticks, turning around and just waiting for the ball? Why wasn't McCoy trying to push the ball down the field? Part of this is related to Kyle Orton, but I will get to that shortly.
- Well, I was going to save it for last, but the Kyle Orton issue seemingly comes back to the crux of what has happened over the past 5 weeks. I know Doug Lee at IAOFM disagrees with me on this point, but from what I have seen, Orton's only success has been from run sets, which puts the base defense on the field. At its best it has allowed the Broncos to run the PA game with a Max Protect set, with either 1 or 2 receivers running deep with an outlet receiver. But for whatever reason Kyle is not going for the deep pass this year. There have been some deep passes, but nothing like what we have seen the past 2 years. The short passing game + max protect protection scheme + some poor pass blocking has meant that there is usually 7-8 guys in coverage when there are only 2 receivers running routes. This does not seem like a good thing to me.
- Kyle Orton also seemingly fell in love with Fells (zing!) and the other TE's. The short passing game compressed the defense, and Kyle's poor decision making is part of the story of what has happened to him this year. Did Kyle lose his confidence? Looked that way, and in the end he was his own downfall. As much as I dislike him at QB, I know that he is better than he has played this year. It will be enlightening to find out what happened.
- I just don't know what happened to Orton. His footwork regressed, his decision making regressed, his field vision regressed, and his playmaking ability regressed. And this is in an offense that takes the burden off the QB. The run game has more or less been fairly strong, the defense has kept the team in the game, and the O-Line has more or less improved, but Orton has not capitalized on it.
- Then there was that other QB....Tebow was it? I didn't like the play calling by McCoy to be honest. Last year McCoy felt compelled to only call screen passes in the 1st half against the Texans, but we only got one screen pass yesterday? Interesting....
- On the deep incomplete to Decker, it was obvious on viewing why it didn't get there, Tebow was being chased and was about to get smacked in the face, he threw a jump ball, and it was just off target. I think that McCoy over the next two weeks will be responsible for crafting a good set of plays that will maximize Tebow's passing strengths. Maybe a bootleg....maybe? If Orton can do it I am fairly certain Tebow can. A simplified play book will help Tebow develop, particularly his progressions. One good thing that we saw yesterday was the fact that Tebow indeed did go through at least 2 progressions. His first completion to Decker was his second read. It went Matt Willis on the left, and then Decker on the right.
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
What EFX should be saying
"We have very passionate fans and appreciate their comments. We understand that the franchise has not lived up to their, and our own internal, expectations for the past few years. While this current staff was not with the team during that time, we understand that fans expect a certain level of quality from the team they are so passionate about. The many changes in Front Office staff, coaching and scheme have created an atmosphere that did not allow a longer term continuity to form.
The staff that is in place now is trying its hardest to right the ship. We ask the fans to have patience with us while we do this. The NFL is a competative league, and while we are in this transitional "reloading" phase we are trying to balance the need to develop young talent and trying to win now.
While the QB position is the one that most fans are focused on, we are constantly evaluating all positions on the roster to try to deliver the best product to our fans. We understand the level of frustration regarding the teams recent woes, but we promise that this team and staff will do everything in it's power to restore this franchise to its winning ways"